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SILLY FACTS BUT SOMEHOW TRUE



SILLY FACTS BUT SOMEHOW TRUE...

Have You Noticed?

1. If you suck one nipple well, the woman herself offers the other one.

LEARNING: In case you don't know, that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

2. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, pussy..

LEARNING: No wonder men suffer from high BP!

3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. 

Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed. 

4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.

5. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

6. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. 

7. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..! 

8. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them comes and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". 

Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.. 

9. Now that I've educated you.....do same to others... 

~~Eric Lim~~

She Walks In On Her Husband Cheating And Says Something Outrageous



She Walks In On Her Husband Cheating And Says Something Outrageous

The following is a fictional story about infidelity and what may cause it. It's a story that shows what might actually lead to cheating, and maybe what can be done to avoid it. The most important thing, though, for a healthy relationship is communication with your partner so scenarios like this do not happen.

A wife comes home early, and finds her husband in their bedroom making love with a much younger woman.

"You're a disrespectful pig," she cried. "How dare you do this to me, a faithful wife, the mother of your children. I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!"

The husband replied "hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed. "But they're going to be the last words you ever say to me!" 

The husband began. "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed, and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put put on weight."

"The poor thing devoured them in seconds. Since she needed a good clean up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you had for a few years but don't wear anymore because you say they are too tight." 

"I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the boutique and don't wear because someone at work has the same pair." 

The husband took a break before continuing. "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

Fifteen Relationship Errors Women Make



Fifteen Relationship Errors Women Make

Have you ever asked yourself why your relationships with men never work out, or bemoaned the fact that you always seem to get dumped? If your romantic relationships with men always seem to end in disaster, then perhaps you are repeating certain off-putting behaviors. Read on to find out more about fifteen relationship mistakes that make most men want to run.

1. One of the most common mistakes women make in relationships is expecting their man to change. Nobody is perfect, and your man is going to have personality traits and habits that irk you. You either need to accept these flaws, or move on. The fundamentals of someone’s character generally remain constant. If someone decides to make a change, they generally do it for themselves rather than someone else. Never get involved with a man with the intention of turning him into the person you want him to be.

Fifteen Relationship Errors Women Make
2. Many women make the mistake of blurting out their feelings too quickly. No man wants to hear a woman profess her love for him after the second date. The man you are with may make your heart beat madly, but that doesn’t mean you should tell him, at least not right away. Expressing feelings of ardour prematurely gives the impression that you are insecure and needy.

3. Resist the temptation to talk about your past relationships with other men. Talking about your exes will give your current partner the impression that you have emotional baggage. He may even think you aren’t yet over your ex. Your partner needs to feel that he is the only man who is romantically significant to you.

4. It may sound passé, but it is a mistake to make yourself too available to your man. Your man will find you more appealing if you have your own friends, interests and schedule. Give your man a chance to miss you and look forward to your next date. When you are with your man, try to avoid telling him everything about yourself at once. Instead leave a little mystery and disclose personal information gradually.

5. Avoid initiating conversations about the future of your relationship. Relationships can be bewildering, and knowing where you stand can make you feel more secure. However if you start talking about marriage and children, your man may feel pressured. This is especially true if the relationship is still relatively new.

25 Ways to Communicate Respect



25 Ways to Communicate Respect 

Actions speak louder than words. You can say you respect your husband, but he’ll have a hard time believing that unless your behavior backs it up.

What does respectful living look like? Here are 25 ways you can communicate respect to your spouse without uttering a word. If you’ll make it your habit to do these things, the next time you tell your husband how much you respect him, he won’t have to wonder if you really mean it.

1. Choose Joy 
It’s true: A happy wife makes a happy life. Please don’t use moodiness as an attempt to manipulate your man, but in all things rejoice, because that’s the right thing to do. (1 Thessaonians 5:16; Philippians 4:4)

2. Honor His Wishes 
Give weight to what your husband thinks is important. Make those things a priority that matter most to him, whether it’s having dinner ready when he gets home from work or keeping the house tidy or limiting computer time. Don’t make him ask twice. (Philippians 2:4)

3. Give Him Your Undivided Attention
Yes, I know that women are masters of multi-tasking, but when your husband is speaking to you, make a point to lay other tasks aside, look into his eyes, and listen to what he is saying with the goal of understanding and remembering his words. 

4. Don’t Interrupt 
Have you ever been around a person who won’t let you finish a sentence? That gets old fast. Even if you think you already know what your husband is going to say, allowing him to say it without cutting him off mid-sentence shows both respect and common courtesy.

5. Emphasize His Good Points
Sure, he has his faults (as do you), but dwelling on them will only make you (both) miserable. Choose instead to focus on those qualities in your husband that you most admire. (Philippians 4:8)

6. Pray for Him 
Ruth Graham advises wives to “tell your mate the positive, and tell God the negative.” Take your concerns to God. Faithfully lift up your husband in prayer every day, and you will likely notice a transformation not only in him, but in yourself, as well. (Philipians 4:6-7; 1 Thessalonians 5:17)

7. Don’t Nag
Your husband is a grown man, so don’t treat him like a two-year-old. Leave room for God to work. You are not the Holy Spirit, so do not try to do His job.

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