SILLY FACTS BUT SOMEHOW TRUE...
Have You Noticed?
1. If you suck one nipple well, the woman herself offers the other one.
LEARNING: In case you don't know, that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, pussy..
LEARNING: No wonder men suffer from high BP!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.
5. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
6. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
7. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
8. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them comes and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters..
9. Now that I've educated you.....do same to others...